STAY CLEAN!

STAY CLEAN! BE TRUE!

Farting Bells

HOLY POPE

Is he horny?

Jean Rollin has dead

Director Jean Rollin died today. He was responsible for many incredibly beautiful, poetic images in French films and was looked down on/ignored by the French film industry for decades as only a purveyor of trash. He didn’t direct any unqualified masterpieces, but he was a poet and a visionary and deserves to be remembered fondly for creating some of the most beautiful, simultaneously melancholic, creepy, haunting images of pure poetry in French cinema from the mid-1960s to the present.”
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jean_Rollin

POLE

Sometimes i don't have words to describe what i'm thinking...


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Polish polishing

This polish are so funny!

R.I.P.

30 years ago John Lennon was killed





6 years ago Dimebag Darrel (Pantera) was killed

KRAMPUS

Krampus is a mythical creature. In various regions of the world – especially Austria and Hungary – it is believed that Krampus accompanies St. Nicholas during the Christmas season, warning and punishing bad children, in contrast to St. Nicholas, who gives gifts to good children. Due to German and Austrian influence, the myth of Krampus is also prevalent in Croatia, Slovakia, Slovenia and northern Italy.

The word Krampus originates from the Old High German word for claw (Krampen). In the Alpine regions, Krampus is represented by a demon-like creature. Traditionally, young men dress up as the Krampus in the first two weeks of December, particularly on the evening of 5 December, and roam the streets frightening children with rusty chains and bells.[1] In some rural areas the tradition also includes birching – corporal punishment with a birch rod – by Krampus, especially of young girls. Images of Krampus usually show him with a basket on his back used to carry away bad children and dump them into the pits of Hell.
Modern Krampus costumes consist of Larve (wooden masks), sheep's skin, and horns. Considerable effort goes into the manufacture of the hand-crafted masks, and many younger adults in rural communities compete in the Krampus events.
In Oberstdorf, in the alpine southwestern part of Bavaria, the tradition of der Wilde Mann ("the wild man") is kept alive. He is like Krampus in that he is dressed in fur and frightens children (and adults) with rusty chains and bells, but has no horns, and is not an assistant of Saint Nicholas. In the aftermath of the Austrian Civil War the Krampus tradition was a target of Austrian Fascists allied with Nazi Germany.

Satan Poo

My favourite bear!!!


MOTORPSYCHO

Everybody MUST know this amazing band.
Motorpsycho is a band from TrondheimNorway. Their music can generally be defined as psychedelic rock, but they also mix in elements from metaljazzrockpop and many other musical styles.


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THE GARDEN

Kebab

 you like kebab so watch how it is made

Megan Fox

Smile



Xmas is coming

BLU

Blu[1] is the pseudonym of an Italian artist who has deliberately decided to conceal his real identity. What little is known about him is that he lives in Bologna and has been active in the street art scene since 1999. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blu_(artist) 

USB PORN SPY

Now you must start to be worried..... http://www.uncoached.com/2010/11/18/usb-spy-stick-will-find-all-your-dirty-secrets/

12 Ridiculous Vibrators That Really Exist

How about this one? Crazzzzyyyy...


Or maybe this one:


Even more strange vibrators HERE.

Blade runner is coming.......

Nosferatu

This is one of the most wonderfull vampire movie...

What grills faster?!

Humans....

Simon's Cat





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The Known Universe by AMNH



She said you chew me up and then you
Spit me out and you can't do those things
I said you fed me like I was a baby
And I never asked you for ...
Anything
She says why do I always have to bleed
Maybe then I'll love you
She says why do I always have to bleed
Maybe then I'll ...
Love you
She said you can't see anything
She said you can change anything
She said you can paint your sky any colour
Any colour it's all up to you
And you can paint your dark as dark as you need
And you can paint your light as light as you please
It's all up to you

Ferrari rollercoaster

Yess!!! That’s a coaster I want to ride. The fastest rollarcoaster in the world. It is located in Ferrari World. Not in Italy, but in Abu Dhabi. 


Girl goes crazy with her cam's special effects

angry bird - stop motion

Normal Activities

I'm pretty scared about Normal Activities...

6 sense

Type O Negative - Summer Breeze

MUPPET DEATH METAL

Nico CALM??????????!!!!!!!! pt2

i got it now!

NICO CALM??????????!!!!!!!!

I wanna know who is the girl who really want this.... sometimes human being freak me out

Prague Astronomical Clock - 600th Anniversary Show

Goran Bregovic & Iggy Pop

Fish don't think cause Fish know

McDonald’s Happy Meal resists decomposition for six months


Vladimir Lenin, King Tut and the McDonald's Happy Meal: What do they all have in common? A shocking resistance to Mother Nature's cycle of decomposition and biodegradability, apparently.

Satan Yoga

Jesus Christ hate fat people so let's go yoga

Pig learns to walk on two legs


The 10-month-old porker is known by villagers as "Zhu Jianqiang" (Strong-willed Pig) after it was born with only two front legs and learned to balance on them well enough to walk.



ALL ABOUT FARTS

This is perfect

Jack Kerouac "On the road" on Google earth

I wish a trip like that


Some astronomy


In astronomy, the Pleiades, or Seven Sisters (Messier object 45), is an open star cluster containing middle-aged hot B-type starslocated in the constellation of Taurus. It is among the nearest star clusters to Earth and is the cluster most obvious to the naked eye in the night sky. Pleiades has several meanings in different cultures and traditions.
The cluster is dominated by hot blue and extremely luminous stars that have formed within the last 100 million years. Dust that forms a faint reflection nebulosity around the brightest stars was thought at first to be left over from the formation of the cluster (hence the alternate name Maia Nebula after the star Maia), but is now known to be an unrelated dust cloud in the interstellar medium that the stars are currently passing through. Astronomers estimate that the cluster will survive for about another 250 million years, after which it will disperse due to gravitational interactions with its galactic neighborhood.



Ursa Major (Latin: "Larger Bear"), also known as the Great Bear, is a constellation visible throughout the year in most of the northern hemisphere. It is dominated by the widely recognized asterism known as the Big Dipper or Plough, which is a useful pointer towardnorth, and which has mythological significance in numerous world cultures.






pole star is a visible star, especially a prominent one, that is approximately aligned with the Earth's axis of rotation; that is, a star whose apparent position is close to one of the celestial poles, and which lies approximately directly overhead when viewed from the Earth's North Pole orSouth Pole. (A similar concept also applies to other planets.)
At the present time, the northern pole star, or North Star, is Polaris, which lies about three-quarters of a degree from the north celestial pole, at the end of the "bob" of the Little Dipper asterism in the constellation Ursa Minor. A common method of locating Polaris in the sky is to follow along the line of the so-called "pointer" stars, the two stars farthest from the "handle" of the Big Dipper.




NURAGHI



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuraghe

How f.....g good is this band???

If Your Dad Doesn't Have a Beard

You've Got Two Mums

Cyber-bullying - WTF?!

Cyberbullying "involves the use of information and communication technologies to support deliberate, repeated, and hostile behavior by an individual or group, that is intended to harm others. -Bill Belsey"

Jessi Slaughter on Good Morning America – kerligirl13:


SALVATOR DALI'

He is one of the coolest artist of all time! Here some optical illusions in his paintings!







Roy Orbison - So Young



Dawn comes up so young, dreams begin so young
And if you live just for today the day may soon be done
But there's a place where dreams always stay so young
A place to hear the sun go down and fade away
To see the wind just run away with yesterday
Anyplace for those who care Zabriskie Point is anywhere
Time runs out so fast on love too good to last,so young

A time to look forever's there or never found
To touch the sky and really feel the world go round
To live to love to laugh to cry to be alone
Young,so young love was meant to be wild and free
So young young,so young love is space in life
A place in time a state of mind too late I find
When tomorrow's gone and love is lost so young

Charlizeeeeeeee....!

Well, I was just checking out my new internet provider and what better way to do it than seeing some video of the most gorgeous and most beautiful woman around, well, one of :)

Dear Google: Don't Be Evil

Google is about to cut a deal with Verizon that would end the Internet as we know it. It would allow Google and Verizon to pick which websites will get priority over others and kill Net Neutrality on the mobile Web.
Google’s motto is supposed to be “Don’t Be Evil.” But this deal puts the company in bed with the devil.
Join this mass protest by Google users. Sign this letter to the company’s founders and demand that they kill this deal and stop selling out the millions of people who use the Internet.

3D PICTURES ART IN PARKS OF MOSCOW

This is amazing
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BIG ASS CAMPER

Let's go camping!!!!







The Last Day of Pompeii (1830–1833)

Spectacular work of a Russian painter Karl Pavlovich Briullov (Russian: Карл Павлович Брюллов) portraying the last moments of Pompeii, depicting the eruption of Vesuvius in 79 AD.

MACHETE!!!!

I heard it today! Finally the movie i was waiting for!!!!

Robert Rodriguez's hotly anticipated Machete will premiere on the opening night of the 67th Annual Venice Film Festival. 

Variety is reporting that the film, inspired by the faux trailer inGrindhouse, will be shown as a midnight movie, and will follow another action flick, Andrew Lau's Legend of the Fist: The Return of Chen Zen. 

The premiere will give the film's stars an excuse for a nice Venice vacation. The cast includes Danny Trejo, Robert De Niro, Jessica Alba, Don Johnson, Michelle Rodriguez,Steven Seagal and Cheech Marin. Rodriguez's partner in crime, Quentin Tarantino, will also be there as he is heading this year's jury. 

The festival is scheduled to premiere Machete on September 1, which is only a few days ahead of the film's U.S. release date of September 3. If you haven't seen the preview for Machete, or eaten recently, check out the red band trailer below. 




Big bang theory part 2

Another post about this amazing tv serie . I just finished to watch all episodes and now i've to wait until September for the new ones... i'm so sad and i love Sheldon sooo much.. BAZINGAAA


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCBo_4JycC8&feature=PlayList&p=73DC32CE2D5E3226&playnext=1&index=22

KICK ASS

This is a nice movie. I wish to be a super hero sometimes.. just for kicking some asses

" can't read your mind. But I can kick your ass"


http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1250777/

Facts

Record Collapse of Earth's Upper Atmosphere

An upper layer of Earth's atmosphere recently collapsed in an unexpectedly large contraction, the sheer size of which has scientists scratching their heads, NASA announced Thursday.



"This is the biggest contraction of the thermosphere in at least 43 years," said John Emmert of the Naval Research Lab. "It's a Space Age record."

"Something is going on that we do not understand," Emmert said.

The thermosphere lies high above the Earth's surface, close to where our planet meets the edge of space. It ranges in altitude from 55 miles (90 km) to 370 miles (600 km) above the ground. At this height, satellites and meteors fly and auroras shine.

Great, 2012, here we come.

This is soooo sweet I'm crying now!

PORK CHOPS

In a zoo in California , a mother tiger gave birth to a rare set of triplet tiger cubs. Unfortunately, due to complications in the pregnancy, the cubs were born prematurely and due to their tiny size, they died shortly after birth

The mother tiger after recovering from the delivery, suddenly started to decline in health, although physically she was fine. The veterinarians felt that the loss of her litter had caused the tigress to fall into a depression. The doctors decided that if the tigress could surrogate another mother's cubs, perhaps she would improve.

After checking with many other zoos across the country, the depressing news was that there were no tiger cubs of the right age to introduce to the mourning mother. The veterinarians decided to try something that had never been tried in a zoo environment. Sometimes a mother of one species will take on the care of a different species. The only 'orphans' that could be found quickly, were a litter of weanling pigs. The zookeepers and vets wrapped the piglets in tiger skin and placed the babies around the mother tiger. Would they become cubs or pork chops??
Take a look...





THE BIG BANG THEORY

Every day i need to watch it.. it's my obsession! I love nerds!!!!




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LOMO

My suggestion if you need a new camera.... TOTALY COOOOLL




It was in the early 1990s when two students in Vienna, Austria, discovered a small enigmatic Russian camera, the Lomo Kompakt Automat, and started a new style of artistic experimental photography of unorthodox snapshots. In the blink of an eye the Lomographic message spread around the planet and people from North to South were screaming for Lomo LC-A’s. So they hopped on a plane, flew to St. Petersburg and negotiated a contract for the worldwide distribution of this fantastic little camera. Then everything happened quickly for Lomography.

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Paul the "Octopus oracle"

Octopus oracle Paul predicts Germany’s victory over Argentina. This octopus has previously predicted correctly the results of all four of Germany’s games in the World Cup. It has become a star attraction at the Sea Life Aquarium of Ovberhausen and in the media.
I believe in the intelligence of my viewers 


MUSCOLO ROSSO

Yesterday i discoved this very very very rare album "Muscolo Rosso".
Ilona Staller , also known by her stage name la Cicciolina, is a Hungarian-born Italian porn-star, sometimes politician, and singer. She continued to make hard core pornographic films while in office. She is famous for delivering political speeches with one breast exposed. Staller has recorded several songs, mostly from live performances, with explicit lyrics being sung to a children's melody. Her most famous song is "Muscolo Rosso," a song entirely dedicated to il cazzo, which means "the dick" in Italian. Because of its extensive use of swear words, the sond could not be released it in Italy, but became a hit in other countries, especially in France, where the listeners did not grasp the meaning of the lyrics. The song gained considerable popularity in the internet era, when many Italian speakers were able to hear it for the first time.

Several unreleased songs were recorded during her RCA period and the Diva Futura agency period. some of these unreleased songs were subsequently used during her TV shows, live performances or as soundtracks in her porn movies.




OH! "Muscolo Rosso" means " Red Muscles". Now You can imagine on what is inspired this song. Well there are no translations of this song in english... just try to imagine

dopo le mie trasgressioni
dopo tutte queste emozioni
nessuno mi puo fermare
non mi potete arrestare

selvaggio animale in calore
il cazzo che mi spruzza nel cuore
un muscolo rosso d'amoreee
affonda lungo al mio cuore

tuuuu che sembri un manichino
tira fuori il cazzo duro
ti faccio un pompino
io ti faccio un pompino oh oh

[tutti, in coro]

voglio il cazzo
vestito di pelle
il cazzo... piu duro del muro
il cazzo nel buco del culo
il cazzo che mi sfonderà (ah) Insieme a me schizzerà
voglio il cazzo
vestito di pelle
il cazzo... più duro del muro
il cazzo... Nel buco del culo
il cazzo che mi sfonderà (ah) insieme a me schizzerà
in mio potere sarà

selvaggio animale in calore
il cazzo che mi spruzza nel cuore
un muscolo rosso d'amore
affonda lungo al mio cuore

tu che sembri un manichino
tira fuori il cazzo duro ti faccio un pompino
io ti faccio un pompino oh oh

[e via di ritornello...]

voglio il cazzo
vestito di pelle
il cazzo... piu duro del muro
il cazzo nel buco del culo
il cazzo che mi sfonderà (ah) Insieme a me schizzerà
voglio il cazzo
vestito di pelle
il cazzo... più duro del muro
il cazzo... Nel buco del culo
il cazzo che mi sfonderà (ah) insieme a me schizzerà
in mio potere sarà



COCKBOOK

Sometimes i'm speachless


The Testicle Cookbook: Cooking With Balls has been hailed as the world's first testicle recipe collection and includes testicle pizza, battered testicles and barbecued testicles with giblets.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1066230/On-ball-Introducing-worlds-testicle-cookbook.html#ixzz0rxV7HnGN

VUVUZELA

Everybody were thinking to this.

Leonard Cohen Talks About First New Album of the Decade"One song was written on tour, the rest were written before"

Leonard Cohen has spent the last two years globetrotting through a marathon tour, but when Rolling Stonecaught up with the poet last night in New York — where he was inducted into the Songwriters Hall of Fame— he revealed he's working on a new album, his first disc of fresh material since 2004's Dear Heather. "God willing it will be finished next spring," he said.
"I'm producing it," he said, wearing his typical dapper black suit and fedora. The 75-year-old added that the disc will contain "10 or 11 songs," mostly composed before he hit the road in May 2008 for the first time in 15 years. "One song was written on tour, the rest were written before," he said, noting that he wrote some tracks with longtime collaborator Sharon Robinson and with his longtime companion Anjani. What will it sound like? "Something good, I hope."
Cohen said not much has changed on his playlist in recent years and rattled off a list of his favorite artists with long breathy pauses between names: "The same people — Tom Waits, Van Morrison, Bob Dylan, Judy Collins."
Last year, Cohen debuted one new song live, the slow, moonlit blues "Feels So Good." This summer, Cohen embarks another leg of his tour, and in November he'll play Cambodia's Olympic Stadium with proceeds going to chartiable groups like the Cambodian Red Cross. "That's a long story," he said. "But if we can help there I'm very happy to be able to do it." Cohen's tour grossed $21 million in 2009 and earned stellar reviews. "I don't examine these things too closely," he said about his success on the road. "Otherwise they may evaporate."
At the ceremony, Cohen made a brief-but-spellbinding speech, said he was "overwhelmed" and then recited a stanza from his staple "Hallelujah." After the ceremony, fellow icons Paul Simon and Billy Joel made an early exit, but Cohen hung around his table, posing for photos and accepting accolades. When a couple forced electric guitar pickguards in his face, Cohen calmly told them, "You know I don't like signing these," but then signed them anyway.
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