MUSCOLO ROSSO

Yesterday i discoved this very very very rare album "Muscolo Rosso".
Ilona Staller , also known by her stage name la Cicciolina, is a Hungarian-born Italian porn-star, sometimes politician, and singer. She continued to make hard core pornographic films while in office. She is famous for delivering political speeches with one breast exposed. Staller has recorded several songs, mostly from live performances, with explicit lyrics being sung to a children's melody. Her most famous song is "Muscolo Rosso," a song entirely dedicated to il cazzo, which means "the dick" in Italian. Because of its extensive use of swear words, the sond could not be released it in Italy, but became a hit in other countries, especially in France, where the listeners did not grasp the meaning of the lyrics. The song gained considerable popularity in the internet era, when many Italian speakers were able to hear it for the first time.

Several unreleased songs were recorded during her RCA period and the Diva Futura agency period. some of these unreleased songs were subsequently used during her TV shows, live performances or as soundtracks in her porn movies.




OH! "Muscolo Rosso" means " Red Muscles". Now You can imagine on what is inspired this song. Well there are no translations of this song in english... just try to imagine

dopo le mie trasgressioni
dopo tutte queste emozioni
nessuno mi puo fermare
non mi potete arrestare

selvaggio animale in calore
il cazzo che mi spruzza nel cuore
un muscolo rosso d'amoreee
affonda lungo al mio cuore

tuuuu che sembri un manichino
tira fuori il cazzo duro
ti faccio un pompino
io ti faccio un pompino oh oh

[tutti, in coro]

voglio il cazzo
vestito di pelle
il cazzo... piu duro del muro
il cazzo nel buco del culo
il cazzo che mi sfonderà (ah) Insieme a me schizzerà
voglio il cazzo
vestito di pelle
il cazzo... più duro del muro
il cazzo... Nel buco del culo
il cazzo che mi sfonderà (ah) insieme a me schizzerà
in mio potere sarà

selvaggio animale in calore
il cazzo che mi spruzza nel cuore
un muscolo rosso d'amore
affonda lungo al mio cuore

tu che sembri un manichino
tira fuori il cazzo duro ti faccio un pompino
io ti faccio un pompino oh oh

[e via di ritornello...]

voglio il cazzo
vestito di pelle
il cazzo... piu duro del muro
il cazzo nel buco del culo
il cazzo che mi sfonderà (ah) Insieme a me schizzerà
voglio il cazzo
vestito di pelle
il cazzo... più duro del muro
il cazzo... Nel buco del culo
il cazzo che mi sfonderà (ah) insieme a me schizzerà
in mio potere sarà



COCKBOOK

Sometimes i'm speachless


The Testicle Cookbook: Cooking With Balls has been hailed as the world's first testicle recipe collection and includes testicle pizza, battered testicles and barbecued testicles with giblets.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1066230/On-ball-Introducing-worlds-testicle-cookbook.html#ixzz0rxV7HnGN

VUVUZELA

Everybody were thinking to this.

Leonard Cohen Talks About First New Album of the Decade"One song was written on tour, the rest were written before"

Leonard Cohen has spent the last two years globetrotting through a marathon tour, but when Rolling Stonecaught up with the poet last night in New York — where he was inducted into the Songwriters Hall of Fame— he revealed he's working on a new album, his first disc of fresh material since 2004's Dear Heather. "God willing it will be finished next spring," he said.
"I'm producing it," he said, wearing his typical dapper black suit and fedora. The 75-year-old added that the disc will contain "10 or 11 songs," mostly composed before he hit the road in May 2008 for the first time in 15 years. "One song was written on tour, the rest were written before," he said, noting that he wrote some tracks with longtime collaborator Sharon Robinson and with his longtime companion Anjani. What will it sound like? "Something good, I hope."
Cohen said not much has changed on his playlist in recent years and rattled off a list of his favorite artists with long breathy pauses between names: "The same people — Tom Waits, Van Morrison, Bob Dylan, Judy Collins."
Last year, Cohen debuted one new song live, the slow, moonlit blues "Feels So Good." This summer, Cohen embarks another leg of his tour, and in November he'll play Cambodia's Olympic Stadium with proceeds going to chartiable groups like the Cambodian Red Cross. "That's a long story," he said. "But if we can help there I'm very happy to be able to do it." Cohen's tour grossed $21 million in 2009 and earned stellar reviews. "I don't examine these things too closely," he said about his success on the road. "Otherwise they may evaporate."
At the ceremony, Cohen made a brief-but-spellbinding speech, said he was "overwhelmed" and then recited a stanza from his staple "Hallelujah." After the ceremony, fellow icons Paul Simon and Billy Joel made an early exit, but Cohen hung around his table, posing for photos and accepting accolades. When a couple forced electric guitar pickguards in his face, Cohen calmly told them, "You know I don't like signing these," but then signed them anyway.

Numbers

19.6.2006 I saw some numbers in my car:



Than, today, four years latter, on 22.6.2010, I looked again and saw this numbers:



Hmm, so what can I conclude about this so strange thing?!
  • I look at my driving panel every four year.
  • I drove 34614 km during this period.
  • I forgot to reset my odometer after putting petrol like I always do.
  • Hmm, I usualy check my instruments when I'm bored and when my engine is running at around 850rpm.
  • I can go on and on....
But, one thing is certain, this is SIGN of things to come, so runaway people, go to the hills, hide and seek shelters because, the end is coming and no one will be safe!

Stonehenge Summer Solstice

Each year on the 21th of June visitors from around the world gather at Stonehenge overnight to mark the summer solstice and to see the sunrise above the stones.At dawn the central Altar stone aligns with the Slaughter stone, Heel stone and the rising sun to the north-east. The Summer Solstice at Stonehenge is certainly the 'ancient history' summer event in Britain to attend. This year again, English Heritage is expected to provide "Managed Open Access" (free overnight access to the inner circle of stones) to Stonehenge for the Summer Solstice, of which the most important moment is the sunrise at 4:45am on Monday the 21st of June.

Access to the stones is expected to open around 8.30pm on Sunday the 20th of June, until 8am on Monday the 21st of June. Don't expect a huge Solstice rave, as no amplified music is allowed.

ARE YOU SUBGENIUS??


J. R. "Bob" Dobbs is the figurehead of the Church of the SubGenius. His image is derived from a piece of 1950s pop-art. According to SubGenius dogma, "Bob" was a drilling equipment salesman who, in 1953, saw a vision of God (JHVH-1 according to Church scriptures) on a television set he had built himself. The vision inspired him to write the "PreScriptures" (as described in the Book of the SubGenius) and found the Church. The theology holds that "Bob" is the greatest salesman who ever lived, and has cheated death a number of times. He is also revered for his great follies and believed to be a savior of "slack". He was assassinated in San Francisco in 1984, though the Church states that he has come back from the dead several times since then.
The quotation marks in "Bob's" name are always included when spelling his name, according to the Church.

Hilarious Unintentional Porn Pictures












DEATH METAL!!!!!!!

OMG! SOOO FUNNY!





Let's start 2

OK Let's go again

16:16 - second time i'm watching my clcok today : that's means
-16:16 =1
- Mark 16:16 - He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned.
- 16 It's also a great american underground band
- is the natural number following 15 and preceding 17 and it's always confused in speech

Nice

Let's start

How many times for day you watch your clock and there is double hours like 10.10 - 11.11
Well, starting from now i'll take a note of every time it'll happens... it's happened just 6 minutes ago

- 11:11 - i took my iphone and i watch the time -- it's my Spirit guardian http://www.1111spiritguardians.com/

17:17 - again - That's means
-The Pentateuch contains 5852 or 17x7x7x7+7+7+7 verses. 1533 verses of the Genesis can be also expressed like 17x70+7x7x7 or 17x7+707+707. The book of the Exodus contains (17+17)x(17+17)+57 or 1213 verses. It is 17x7 shorter than 666+666.
-1717 it's also Epson projector
- The Great Snow of 1717 was a series of snowstorms between February 27 and March 7, 1717
That's it


- 00:00 - hope the last one until tomorrow - means:
- it's midnight
- day is finished
- a new day is starting
- nothing
- some football results of some team during this mundial


So today i watched 4-5 times my clock and 3 times there were double hours. Let's see tomorrow. If you are bored by these craps just don't read this blog. 

WRONG DRUMMER AT THE WRONG GIG

Look at this dude!

Fucking Mundial is starting

a perfect event calendar for every football fan, not a single match to be missed!


Poultrygeist

TROMA RULES!!!

DE ANDRE' VS COHEN

I didn't know De andrè translated Cohen.. Fuckin great!



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fabrizio_De_André

PORN ANDROID

The most important thing is to be satisfied


There are no surprises in terms of the industry leader. As in our previous surveys, the Apple iPhone outperforms all others in terms of customer satisfaction – with 77% of new Apple owners reporting they’re Very Satisfied with the iPhone they purchased. Motorola comes in a strong second, with a highly respectable 64% of its new smart phone owners saying they’re Very Satisfied – well above the industry average for recent purchasers.
In comparison, half of recent HTC buyers (51%) report they’re Very Satisfied with their smart phone, as do 46% of recent RIM buyers. 

They eat DA POOPOO!

USB TAMPON

Amazing technology!



Whatever Works (2009)

Nice little piece of life examination and it's absurdity, Woody Allen's latest movie, funny, intelligent and full of cynicism, I enjoyed every minute of it.

I LOVE TSHITS

Nothing sends off a perfect message like a great T-Shirt don’t you think? I mean how often do you pass someone on the street and think to yourself, “man that was an awesome T-Shirt?” I know I don’t often enough and honestly I would like to. Hell I’d like to be the guy who people say always wears awesome T-Shirts.

And while guys can have great shirts, it’s really the females that should be embracing appropriate and great messaged T-Shirts. Unfortunately not enough females have a sense of humor about themselves that would allow them to impress those folks walking by them on the street.

These chicks however, do possess that sense of humor. Check out these 20 great T-Shirts for females








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